"Buzz Killington" (tjp77)
12/02/2013 at 21:09 • Filed to: planelopnik, china, Top Gun, Sky Fighters, Tom Cruise
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"Buzz Killington" (tjp77)
12/02/2013 at 21:09 • Filed to: planelopnik, china, Top Gun, Sky Fighters, Tom Cruise | 1
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We all know that the Chinese love to copy our !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But now they're copying our fighter jet movies as well. I can only say that if they're as good at one as they are the other, our military has very little to worry about.
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Sky Fighters can only be described as Top Gun if it had been envisioned by official Chinese communist party propaganda officers (which it literally is) — that is to say, completely devoid of any humor, passion, realism, plot, or joy.
Not exactly Ninja vs. Tomcat. Also, no Kenny Loggins.
Make no mistake, this is a bad movie. But it tries so hard to ape almost every scene in Top Gun but fails miserably, and the badly translated captions are so hilarious, that the sheer WTF factor makes it worth watching.
So stop whatever you're doing (there's nothing good on TV tonight anyway), and treat yourself to Sky Fighters, because you need more weird in your life:
McChiken116 - Patrick H.
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 21:20 |
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I am so happy this exists.
Forgetful
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 21:33 |
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"I am playing the game of Air Cobras" is a thing now, okay?
rad_mike
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 21:59 |
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Amazing. This was made for MST3K.
WhiskeyGolf
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 22:22 |
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Wow a full 94 minutes! Now that's commitment
EDIT: Is that a knock off Typhoon?
Somethingwittyer likes noisy
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 22:31 |
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Chinese Asylum?
Rev Hang Slows My Roll
> Buzz Killington
12/02/2013 at 23:01 |
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You inspired me to create my first ever .GIF
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Forgetful
> Rev Hang Slows My Roll
12/02/2013 at 23:15 |
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Rev Hang Slows My Roll
> Rev Hang Slows My Roll
12/02/2013 at 23:25 |
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Watched the first 20 minutes. The basic premise is that they are having too many bird strikes on their fighters. Cue bird specialist/love interest to save day. Meanwhile a power struggle for leadership of the squadron.
Good Stuff
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> Buzz Killington
12/03/2013 at 08:16 |
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DO THESE SLANT EYES COME UP WITH ANYTHING ON THEIR OWN!?